Sordid Blog

Brandy turned me on to some hot new lesbiphonic activity at MySpace. It appears that “teacher and student collide” in this new story, Loving Annabelle, which takes place in a a Catholic school. Now, you and I (and everyone we know) know that gender-segregated Catholic school = lesbian activity. It’s a given. [...]

Yeah, DJ Scrub! My friend Dan, who started Dance Music for Nerds and those 80’s parties I always talk about, has just gotten a great write-up in the local entertainment mag. Don’t miss it! Congrats, Danial! You rock!

The first moment that I’ve been thinking of, a moment or series of moments that I’ve thought about for a while, involves the sudden (and oddly drawn out) moment of my parents’ divorce. Most of it is a blank for me. There’s just not much there. In some ways, I can understand [...]

RuPaul’s telling me this video is a good starting point for figuring out what camp is. Hmm . . . well, I’ll agree that the two major scenes (the first, Mildred Pierce; the second, Faye D. in Mommie Dearest) are ever so campy: “Ah, but, nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. [...]

Why do we even bother?

Several folks have asked for recipes from me because the think I cook well. Since I’m sick today and thus making chicken soup, I figured it would be a good time to share Recipe #1 with you. Since Dan has asked for things to do with chicken (besides pick them up in Piedmont [...]

When I was a little boi and I would get sick, mother would make me the most amazing soup. I had no idea that it was just chicken soup, especially since she’d add tomatoes so that it didn’t look like the chicken soup I saw at school or on TV. I would just beg [...]

Isn’t it amazing that breath you let out, even without realizing it 100% at the time, when that one person with the unbelievably grating voice — that one with no “inside” voice at all — the one whose voice begins to feel like daggers slashing at your ears, when that person finally leaves? For [...]

After posting on the Mary Cheney debacle the other day, I’d like to add one more note. Apparently, your own homophobic folks can bash your daughter and it’s o.k., but if the Democrats do it, it’s “taudry”? What’s that about? Kerry respected Mary C; Keyes maligned her character. Kerry got the [...]

Dan,
I am a worthless loser who doesn’t deserve to see your new house. I am a loser. I’m voicing a public apology for not calling you back last night to go for coffee.
Will