Sordid Blog

I don’t know if Miss Gwennie has every experienced snow before, but I can tell you this: she is NOT amused.  I don’t think I could have two more different dogs.  Bascially, in our morning walk, this is what I was getting from them:
Gwennie: WTF? Have you lost your mind? I can go poops in [...]

Seriously and completely done with this “Jackson” person!  Perhaps daddy forgets he has perfectly good and handsome boy at home?  How he forget? I don’t know, but I post picture now so that he does not forget again!  He needs to come home and show me some love. He can love Gwennie, too, but I’m [...]

I know, I know, who doesn’t love them some icanhascheezburger? I don’t really love cats all that much but the pics and captions are still pretty darn cute. I enjoyed this one today:

But I’m also left wondering why we don’t have a dog one? Cause I could do some for Miss Gwennie [...]

I’m home, don’t want to be, but I’m home. Let’s not talk about it for a while and pretend it hasn’t really happened … I’ve taken to my bed for hours and will take solace, I hope, in two things: sweet dogs that will cuddle with me and my first real cup of coffee [...]

Gwennie JC, aka maman, enjoyed a fairly lovely Mother’s Day and for a present, MaxGuyver got her a brand new pink raincoat. Yes, technically, this is one of the terms of her Gwennie’s recent contract renegotiations, but MaxG and I thought it would be much better to pretend that the garment had been a gift [...]

“Billy Ray was a preacher’s son …”
I call E & B this morning to tell them I’ll be late with Max & Gwennie because of a workshop on portfolios this morning, and Barrett tells me about Billy Ray. I know, right? I was laughing my ass off at a dog named “Billy Ray”, [...]

Dear Mr. Titty-Titty,
First of all, I do not, as a general rule, dislike cats.  Let me just get that on record.  However, prissy little titty-titties that have new jingle-bell collars and who walk back and forth in front of my window without paying proper respects, well, those little titty-titties I do not like so much.  [...]

During a lengthy discussion last night, it was brought to my attention that the world had not been notified about Gwennie June Carter’s recent report card from E & B Boarding. It seems that as soon as I spoke with Barrett, I should have immediately notified the world that Gwennie had received an excellent [...]

Note from Ms. Gwennie June Carter, March 29
Dear World,
You ain’t gonna believe what this fool Will has done. First, he spent all evening off from home watching some stupid reality show about talentless kids tryin’ to sing. But then he comes home and says all sweet, “Who wants to go peeps?!” And I’m [...]

I have delayed in posting about a recent addition to my home because, well, you don’t want to a girl’s business on broadcast like that, but it seems now that we’ve reached a relatively stable place and it’s worth bragging on a girl. And that’s different.
So long story short: I get a call [...]