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Notes from the UnderDog …

Mar 19th, 2008 by Will | 4

Note from Ms. Gwennie June Carter, March 29

Dear World,

You ain’t gonna believe what this fool Will has done. First, he spent all evening off from home watching some stupid reality show about talentless kids tryin’ to sing. But then he comes home and says all sweet, “Who wants to go peeps?!” And I’m all like, “Yeah, I need to pee, bitch, cause I been in the house for three hours!”

But does he bother to say “Who wants to go peeps IN THE RAIN?” No, he don’t. So like a good girl, I get my collar on, get it settin’ just right, get my leash on (even though I don’t need no leash), and I even sit … I know right? I sit by the door and wait for Mr. to open it.

And then he puts me out in the rain to go peeps like I’m some kinda homeless person or something. Uh-uh … Not today! I mean, he don’t give me no rain coat or nothing and expect me to pee? WTF, y’all?!

So I just turned around and walked right back up on that porch! Twice! I’ll pee tomorrow maybe but not right now. And then he had the nerve to tell me to go on and go peeps! Please … I go peeps in his bed at 4:00 am when he least expect it!

And now I’m all wet and I just got me a relaxer put in two weeks ago … my hair gonna go back! I hope this is not how BBW’s get treated in Chez Guillaume!

I’m votin’ for Obama cause he will understand this sort of injustice. Shoot, sistah got thangs to do, and payin’ for a new perm just cause it’s raining is NOT on my agenda.

Love and Kisses,

Ms. Gwennie June Carter
aka, “More Love for the Bulldog Please”

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4 Comments on “Notes from the UnderDog …”

On March 19th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Michelle said:

ummm, I am not one to take ms. gwennie june carter’s side in things (well, of course I am, but whatever) but she does have a raincoat…mr. will
On March 19th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
DDDtM said:

Gwinnie, you shoulda shanked that bitch!
On March 20th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Fruitcake Lovin said:

Speak da word, Sista Gurl! I don’t even do that perm thang no mo. I decided to keep it natural for the very reason you have so eloquently described to tha world. My momma ain’t got the good sense that God done give her. I DARE her to call me nappy - I’ll take another finger! But gurl, you is working dat raingear in yo pic!!! Gangsta fa Life - Fruit Skeezy
On March 21st, 2008 at 6:43 am
Karen McComas said:

OMG…you’re famous! This:

It is not uncommon for professors’ Web pages to include lists of the books they would take to a deserted island, links to their favorite songs from bygone eras, blog posts about their children, entries “written” by their dogs and vacation photographs.

Read it all here: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/20/fashion/20professor.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2