Just saw in The Daily Reflector that Duchess of York Sarah Furguson is coming to G’vegas in May … OMG … now, how do I get myself into the “Power of the Purse” luncheon on May 5 so that I can see Sarah. We have got a LOT to talk about! I have a few general suggestions about England and few very specific ideas about what needs to happen with Prince Harry, mostly involving myself.
Given that she’s a ginger herself, I think Sarah will understand my needs somewhat intuitively and we’ll be fast friends. Call me, Sarah!